Tequila cocktail names have some great humor behind them. We suspect that often these names are concocted while having already consumed too much alcohol, but that is a discussion for another time 🙂
This picture is apt for the post.
Over time though, we’ve compiled a list of some of the best comedic tequila cocktail names out there.
While we don’t have recipes out there for all of these on this site…yet, some simple Google searching will return everything you could possibly need to make your desired drink. In time, we will try to post all of our own recipes for these drinks here on Types of Tequila, and update this post accordingly.
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The Best Tequila Cocktail Names
Tequila Cocktail Names, #10 – Bloody Maria
We applaud those of you brave enough to drink tequila at brunch.
And encourage it.
Tequila Cocktail Names, #9 – Little Dragon
Only those brave with spiciness apply.
Tequila Cocktail Names, #8 – Vampira
This is why we encourage drinking at night.
Tequila Cocktail Names, #7 – The Federation
A drink that James Bond would love, both for it’s taste and name.
“I’ll have a Federation. Shaken, not stirred.”
Tequila Cocktail Names, #6 – Siesta
Aptly named if you drink too much.
Halfway there…#5 – Tequila Sunrise
A classic name for a classic drink, aptly suited. Check out our recipe for a tequila sunrise by clicking here.
Tequila Cocktail Names, #4 – Beergarita
Who doesn’t love a little word play?
Tequila Cocktail Names, #3 – Garra de Tigre
‘The Tiger’s Claw’.
We found this on a Los Angeles restaurant, Guelaguetza’s website, and can only hope that the Garra de Tigre name continues to catch on. Guelaguetza is quite a mouthful to say, so we think website domain, ‘I Love Mole’ is pretty clever too.
Guelaguetza, for the record – is a famous festival in Mexico. You can read all about it here. We suspect you would find plenty of tequila for consumption if you were to attend the festival.
Tequila Cocktail Names, #2 – Horny Bull
You knew there was going to be something sexual in here, didn’t you?
And finally…#1 – The Salty Chihuahua
We still have yet to hear anyone order this at a bar – but can’t wait until the day that it does happen.
As you can see, some people have gotten pretty creative over the years with naming their favorite tequila drinks.
What cocktails do you know that have excellent comedic value? Post them below in the comments section – and share this with your friends!
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